Dog Gone

Curtis Joseph Cujo Toronto Maple Leafs

No offense, but didn't Cujo retire like three years ago?

Reports have it that Curtis Joseph will announce his retirement at a press conference in Toronto on Tuesday.

Other news releases expected this upcoming week:

Zdeno Chara will announce that he won’t be purchasing a Smart Car anytime soon.

Ken Hitchcock will announce that he really likes Chinese Food.

Brad May is going to announce that he’s signed with the Detroit Red Wings and is hoping to play in his first game with the team as soon as some of the strange mental confusion he’s been experiencing subsides.

Montreal Canadiens fans are going to announce that their second favorite thing to watch on television is The Kathy Griffith Show.

You heard it all here first.


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