Bring Back The Jets

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Yeah, you heard me right. Bring back the Winnipeg Jets.

Let’s face it, Phoenix. You’ve had your chance. Your feeble attempt to understand the game of hockey have fallen short and your team is as financially non-viable as it is competitively defective. Send the dudes with the taped glasses out to chase some tumbleweeds and return that team to the people of Winnipeg, poste haste. You know deep down they deserve it more than you do, anyway. Up there the ice is cold and fast and the fans truly love hockey.

Give it back to them, NHL. You know it’s the right thing to do. We all do. So do it.

And while we’re at it, let’s get the Quebec Nordiques back, too.

But we don’t have to eliminate Colorado. They’ve proven themselves well enough out there. Two Cups, Sakic, Forsberg, Roy all honored alumni. They’ve earned their spot and so have the folks in Denver and environs. Besides, it’s always so damned cold out there, what else can you do but get drunk and watch hockey?

No, we can get the new Nordiques from any number of other sources. Maybe the Florida Panthers or the Tampa Bay Lightning? C’mon. You know damn well hockey doesn’t belong in the damned Sunshine State. They’re more into voter fraud and alligator baiting, I think. Nab one of those franchises and send it North where it belongs. Those fuckers won’t even notice.

I’m serious as hell about this, people. It;s time to rally to the cause. We all love hockey but here at HGW it’s with a kind of passion that’s borderline illegal. So you know we mean it when we say it’s time to fight. Join us, friends, comrades, brothers-in-arms Rise up with us. It’s time to put hockey back where it belongs.

And I think in order to correctly do that, there’s one other move we need to make. You know it. I know it.

We need the Whale.

I’m sorry, but its the only way.

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